Ah, The Tides Are Begining To Turn For The Better

As the time draws nearer for the opportunites I have yet to witness, as the poverty of old prepares to shed it flesh, I sit and consider my own menial existance. Yea, from the table of my memory I'll wipe away all trivial unfond records, all saws of books, all forms, all pressures past, that youth and observation copied there; and thy commandment all alone shall live within the book and volume of my brain, unmix'd with baser matter: yes, by heaven! Or I'll just enjoy the new life that God is providing me.

For now I will have to wait for greater things. For those who understand the reference, Shelton II has almost ended and yes, I've written a few songs. Here is one that I've been working on.

No Title (waltzy tempo)
At what point did my burning rage flicker
And when did the bad times all become quitters
Why do these eyes always mist at the future
When did this drunkard loose a taste for his liquer

So many goodbyes
As my foot hits the doorway
But I don't think I'll cry
Like I did in the old days

Why were you there in the midst of the misery
I should have died when all my choices hit me
But the sun's shining bright like I've heard in the story
I don't count on me but then I've not been steering

Currently Listening Rubber Soul By The Beatles see related

Life, The Book and Why

The tangled inuendo of noncence that I call a life hasn't been in any sane order as of late. Typically this would defer anyone from creating blog entries. Not me. I seem to do my best work while burried deep in a stress-filled vat.

While dinking, I came accross an old book that I used to write in before I did any form of blogging. Most of the entries were made while under stress, drunk, or both. Strange things happened. Some poetry happened. Some drawings happened. Some short stories happened. Some of these things, I wish, didn't happen. Some things I'm glad did.

So I had an idea. I've created a new section called "The Book" where I will include bit's and pieces from "The Book" (yes that's actually the name). I'll put writings, pictures, or whatever so that you can peer into the abnormal psych that is me.

The Book

Where is my mind? Why did I write this? The world may never know.

"Rules Of The Book" 
           pg.4

This is my book.This will not be edited of mistakes because there are none. Any spelling errors are very permissable and accepted. I wil reserve the right to steal whatever material I need to put in this book. I don't care if you can't read my handwriting, look at the pictures. "Art" or "nonsence" I will respect your opinion as long as you keep it to yourself.By no means is anyone allowed to vomit, spit, or poop on any page of this thing. Urination is only allowed if I have given permission and I have recieved a proper amount of cash, value being set at the time of the request. Void where prohibited. Reading any text in these pages may induce hunger, swelling, rashes, testicular cancer, red hair, pimples, world peace, involuntary urination, death, gout, phantom limb syndrome, dizzyness, sweaty crotch, moose infestation, increased dating, hat head, ugliness, alergies, or whatever. This book is fire proof and water proof so don't try aything tricky. Any clever remarks about baboons have been omited due to a lack of funding. Comparing my work to anything better is strickticalicly prohibited and wil be enforced by the scratching out of your eyes and being forced to kiss Michael Jackson (gross). Shea eats poop.

Thankyou,
Me, Michael
 

Teeny's MIA

This section will include those characters who dissapeared from our sight but remain in our hearts the way LSD remains in your spine.

Danger Mouse

Super Guy's Best

This section will include the best of the best, sir!

Best way to get cancer without smelling like cigarettes. 
Clove Cigarettes

Current Mood

                Old School

Currently Listening Let It Enfold You By Senses Fail see related

"Getting In Shape" Doesn't Mean Round

Well the Xanga blog seems to be doing well so far. No one has written any nasty messages or things like that.

As of late I have been finding more and more reasons to start working out again. It seems that the half-deflated innertube arround my waist refuses to depart otherwise. I'm sure that I can loose the weight, it's just the matter of doing it.

So I've hired a consultant. When I heard his name I knew he was right for me; "Goodbody". You have to admit with a last name like that you'd hire him too. But it didn't turn out so well. When we finally met for our first lesson, I found that his "body" wasn't so "good". He was lacking the ever-comfortable skin. It was disgusting. Besides his face, no skin!!  I just cant deal with that. Anyway I'm back to handling it myself. Good luck to me and good day to you.

Teeny's MIA

This section will include those characters who dissapeared from our sight but remain in our hearts the way LSD remains in your spine.

Sifl & Olly

Super Guy's Best

This section will include the best of the best, sir!

One of the best anime I've seen yet.
Samurai Champloo

Current Mood

                Hungry

Currently Listening Static World View By Spring Heeled Jack U.S.A. see related

First Post Ever

Inspired by a friend's Xanga blog I have decided to tear myself away from my MySpace in order to create a better blog. So hold on to your buts and here we go.

I'll do my best to follow through on the following guidelines;

1) To be creative

2) Not to post anything worth reading

3) To use obscure references that only a select few will recognize

4) Not to be socially acceptable or politcally correct

5) To drink beer

6) Not to spell corectly

I hope you enjoy my posts.

Teeny's MIA

This section will include those characters who dissapeared from our sight but remain in our hearts the way LSD remains in your spine.

Plucky Duck

Super Guy's Best

This section will include the best of the best, sir!

Best Video Game Ever
Conker's Bad Fur Day

Current Mood

              Broke

Currently Reading A Long Way Down By Nick Hornby see related